Boyfriend

He's your new funny Boyfriend! You can chat with him 24/24. That is all.Example chat...YOU: What is the quickest way to double YOUr money ?
MICHAEL: Fold it in half !
YOU: What is heavier, a full moon or a half moon ?
MICHAEL: The full moon because it's lighter !
YOU: Would YOU choose love or money?
MICHAEL: I can't decide. YOU pick one.
YOU: I want to kiss YOU
MICHAEL: I suppose YOU could kiss the monitor where my mouth is.
YOU: Do YOU want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
MICHAEL: Well if I have to choose between them, I suppose I would prefer someone aggressive.
YOU: Do YOU watch pornography?
MICHAEL: No. Sex doesn't interest me. Talk about something else please.